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Sharpen Your Crayons, "Scientists"

The Journal of Improbable Research today brings attention to a seminal event in the world of science: the Institute for Creation Science Graduate School ("Advanced Degrees in SCIENCE"!) is calling for papers for the initial publication of the International Journal of Creation Research.

I propose that everyone submit at least one paper! Since the entire enterprise is based on nonsense, one can't require any particular expertise in order to form a hypothesis and write a paper describing one's attempts to investigate that hypothesis. Unfortunately, peanut butter is already taken. I think maybe I'll base my theory on extruded ovo-triticum admixtures as a basis for life.

I'm also going to encourage my daughter to submit a paper. Her logic skills should be more than sufficient for the task. After all, she's three years old!


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no meato burrito:

did anyone have this sort of experience when they dropped the "A" bomb on their parents?

http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/11/reaction-to-coming-out-as-an-atheist.htm

my lutheran mother wasn't quite as irate, but she gave me the same lame-ass explanation for how i couldn't POSSIBLY be an atheist, because i went through confirmation. "you were raised as a lutheran, and you will always be a lutheran". ok ma.

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