Sharpen Your Crayons, "Scientists"
The Journal of Improbable Research today brings attention to a seminal event in the world of science: the Institute for Creation Science Graduate School ("Advanced Degrees in SCIENCE"!) is calling for papers for the initial publication of the International Journal of Creation Research.
I propose that everyone submit at least one paper! Since the entire enterprise is based on nonsense, one can't require any particular expertise in order to form a hypothesis and write a paper describing one's attempts to investigate that hypothesis. Unfortunately, peanut butter is already taken. I think maybe I'll base my theory on extruded ovo-triticum admixtures as a basis for life.
I'm also going to encourage my daughter to submit a paper. Her logic skills should be more than sufficient for the task. After all, she's three years old!
